I had to compress the full size image so tumblr would upload it- so i took 2 detail shots of my fav places. this is a commission for pushyp3ach I hope you love it- sorry it took me so long i took a lot of time studying for the waterfall (im still not entirely pleased with it)
I had a lot of fun with this commission <3
After nearly 13 months without a word, it has become clear what has happened to Discord Voice Actor and Bronies Documentary staffmember John DeLancie. For months speculation has swirled about his whereabouts and activities since the “failure” of the documentary last Winter, and thanks to our crack team of reasearchers, spies, sailors, psychics, and Magic-8 ball owners, Horse-News has discovered that John is currently at sea…fighting pirates.DeLancie, who may not be as tech-savvy as many would hope for being a former Star Trek star, was last heard from publicly on Twitter when he informed his fans that due to rampant piracy, the team behind the documentary had shut down production. That may be the last anyone had heard from him, but Horse-News found this clue in a newspaper from the Amish community of Lancaster Pennsylvania.The article is dated from March 21st of 2013, a month after his final tweet. His appearance in an Amish community only further lends to the evidence that DeLancie may not fully understand some technology, but most importantly, he hints at his plan for revenge.Some booty, recovered by DeLancie.
John DeLancie sailed off to the South Seas, reportedly with a rag-tag crew and enough cannon (note: 2 “n”s) to sink an armada, in an effort to take revenge on the pirates that plundered his precious film from him (believing it was literally robbed from the ships that were to carry the Blu-rays from their factories in China and the like, while in transit to the USA).
That area of the world is also quite devoid of most standard communication (being a general area of the Pacific Ocean), so nobody was able to inform him of the mistake he had made.
He has been at sea for nearly 10 months and in such time has sank over 2 dozen pirate vessels, everywhere from Polynesia to Hong Kong, and from Korea to Somalia in search of the pirates who stole his movie. He has gained a storied reputation among the pirates of the world, referring to him as “Ko te Kerei mate”, which Google Translate informs us means “The Grey Death” in Maori. Direct accounts of his encounters with pirates are rare to come by, and some pirates believe “Grey Death DeLancie” to be a myth entirely, used to intimidate the modern-day outlaws.One pirate who survived the burning and sinking of his ship and crew, says to have seen a man fitting DeLancie’s description, brandishing a 16th century cutlass and a sextant on the deck of a ship named “Queen Faust’s Revenge”, somewhere off the coast of Samoa in mid-November.I said canon.
How his extended campaign against
Johnny Depppiracy will affect future appearances of Discord in the show is uncertain, but Horse-News analysts anticipate at least one canon pirate-themed arc in the future in honor of his commitment to whatever cause he thinks he’s fighting for.DeLancie’s whereabouts are currently unknown, and it is unclear if he is yet aware of the fact that the piracy of the Brony documentary occurred online through file sharing, as happens with all popular digital media.
An article hasn’t made me laugh this hard in a long time.,
Go pirate fighting JDL.
More Macklemore, less Robin Thicke.
And yet a huge percentage of Tumblr hates him. Not trying to be confrontational, but could someone please explain to me why this is?
Because he is a straight white guy and Tumblr isn’t always right.
Yup. A lot of people like to ignore all the good things he does simply because he is part of the privileged. Never mind that he flat out acknowledges this in Same Love. (“I may not be the same, but that’s not important.”)
BLESS YOUR SOULS.
BLESS YOUR FUCKING SOULS.
I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THAT FUCKING A LOT OF TUMBLR HATES MACKLEMORE.
BECAUSE HONESTLY, HE WAS EVERYTHING THEY WERE COMPLAINING WHITE PEOPLE AREN’T AND NOW THAT THEY GOT A FUCKING ROLEMODEL THEY SUDDENLY COMPLAIN?????? BECAUSE HE’S WHITE?????
Macklemore grew up privileged, yes, but he understands the inequality and the disturbing gap between rich and poor. He has a song called White Privilege:
"Hiphop started off in a block that I’ve never been to
To counter act a struggle that I’ve never even been through
If I think I understand just because I flow too
That means I’m not keeping it true, nope.”
"But as I’m blessed with the privilege, they’re still left with the scars"
AND HAVE YOU HEARD HIS SONG CLAIMING THE CITY???
"I grew up on Capitol Hill,
With two parents and two cars.
They had a beautiful marriage, we even had a swing set in our yard.
My mom didn’t have a job, because my dad made enough money that we could live comfortably and he could support us.
Now, he commute to Tacoma, so we knew we be good.
But then I realized everybody looked just like me in my neighborhood.
I go to school, which was diverse.
But indeed us, I got sandwiches and Capri Suns well my friends ate their free lunch.
It’s crazy trying to look back, cause when I was growing up
I didn’t understand the fact was there’s something called a social status.
And my black friends wanted my financial bracket.
And then my city’s divided,
From neighborhood to neighborhood
We’re polarized but we claim we’re progressive.
The police shoot in the hood but never once in my residence.
As a white person been shot at we’d stopped in a Lexus.
And to think that we have claimed that so much has changed”
OH GOODNESS ME, HE’S SUCH AN ASSHOLE. HE’S SO PRIVILEGED GOD.
HOW ABOUT A WAKE???
"Don’t wanna be that white dude, million man marchin’
Fighting for our freedom that my people stole
Don’t wanna make all my white fans uncomfortable
But you don’t even have a fuckin’ song for radio
Why you out here talkin race, tryin’ to save the fuckin’ globe
Don’t get involved with the causes in mind
White privilege, white guilt, at the same damn time
So we just party like it’s nineteen ninety nine
Celebrate the ignorance while these kids keep dying.”
Tumblr needs to hop down off it’s high fucking horse and instead of turning against a potential role model and ally to all that they’ve been fucking preaching about JUST BECAUSE HE’S PRIVILEGED AND WHITE, maybe make him an icon because he’s not rapping about disrespecting women. He’s making a small change. But because he grew up with a well structured family environment and he was able to afford everything he desired, he’s suddenly the enemy.
Macklemore hate is proof that Tumblr’s brand of militant social justice is just made up of a bunch of people with either a victimization fetish and/or a hateful, angry heart seeking acceptable targets, and they then proceed to poison the people that really just want to do good, ultimately mangling a good cause beyond recognition.
And 99% of people who complain about the first lyric of “Same Love” have never actually listened beyond that. Somebody tells them “The song starts with ‘when i was in the third grade i thought that i was gay’” and they start clutching their pearls because surely the whole song is just some straight dude making lgbtqa rights all about him and how he thinks because he thought he was gay when he was eight he knows all about it. And maybe it’s not the best way to word the beginning of the song, BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN OR READ BEYOND THAT it turns out it’s a segue into talking about ridiculous stereotypes and preconceived ideas about sexuality and questioning why someone would think it was a bad idea to be gay in the first place. And then it goes on to discuss the homophobia inherent in the music genre he’s a part of and calling his peers out on slurs and derogatory language and hypocrisy in religion, and it beautifully features Mary fucking Lambert, and goddammit I had trouble driving home when I first heard it in the car because I was fucking crying.
Macklemore is a privileged individual who consistently and vocally acknowledges his privileges and strives to use it to do legitimate good, which is everything Tumblr claims it wants, but as soon as he starts, they scream for him to shut up. Because their need to rage and scream and hate and wallow in willful ignorance is more important to them than seeing actual change take place anywhere in the world.
so glad i came across this post. you have to remember that tumblr :so called “activists” like to comment on anything that seems potentially bad, even if that means over-shadowing great points and progress that a lot of people, both gay and straight have wished for.
TL,DR: Tumblr is full of hypocrites, yet the popularity of this post encourages us that things may get better. Also, scroll back up and read the whole thing, ‘cuz it’s worth it.
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
When I was 13, I decided to fuck around with matches and gasoline. I poured a bunch in to a cup and scooped a bit out with a spoon and lit it on fire. Being the bright child I was, I decided to hold the spoon over the cup to prevent it from spilling on to the ground. A flaming droplet ignited the whole cup and a pillar of fire blew up in front of me. To try and stop it, I decided the best course of action was to kick the cup over.
The gas splashed all over the frame to the side door and all over the front of it. I panicked and jumped over the fire to grab the hose and turned it on full blast, but the hose was pinched in 3 different spots and no water came out. To this day my father still thinks the immense damage that was done to that door was from wood-rot and the previous tenants. :’D
i think feminism is really great and important but some people on this website use it as an excuse to be absolute dickwads to boys and it seems like they are striving for dominance, not equality.
i am a 16 year old girl
"Hey baby, come here often?"
Heroes and villains come together to unite against Deadpool.
Way to be a dick Gandalf….
Way to be a dick.
My twin sister just kicked open my door, looked me dead in the eye and nodded at me saying, “Wassup, Womb-mate?”
I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash.
That’s what i have been trying to tell my friends!
what i’ve been telling my parents
Thank you! I hate it when people think just because a film is animated, they think it’s for kids!
They are kids cartoons
Problem is, 99% of peoples’ hearts grow old and rotten, instead of remaining young and vibrant.
Such is life alas, a very small niche of people retain their child-like innocence and wonder that allows you to enjoy these cartoons, holding them to the same emotive power as live action films.
You must have never seen Father of the Pride, The Drinky Crow Show, or various other Not Safe For Children shows that used animation. XD
Though porn is a form of art too, it’s a viable medium and you go to deviantART you can see tons of porn pics that get a pass cause they are ‘art’ and crap. XD
The images they use here though, these where made to be mostly aimed at kids, but also the parents of their times.